*flashback to me trying to play with the bear outside the house
All I could think of was this
Priceless.
“individual utilized the racoon to blow into the interlock system successfully…” might be the greatest sentence ive ever read
@pineland-express
every ep of queer eye:
jonathan-do you,,,know what a shower is??
tan-FRENCH👏🏼TUCK👏🏼
bobby-i noticed the colors of your walls didnt match, so i built a completely new house
antoni-*smells everything*
karamo-so…childhood trauma. tell me about that
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
fucking what
B I G D O O T
I am actually cry-laughing what the fuck lookit these
New game: pretend this novel is a fanfic so I can be less scared of writing it
things i’m bad at: choosing pokemon based on anything other than how cute they are, basic math
🌸Soft Asks🌸
🌸Blankets: Have you been in love?
🌸Stuffies: How did you meet your best friend?
🌸Fluffy Pillows: What happened in your most recent dream?
🌸Scented Candles: How do you relax?
🌸Gem Stones: What’s your birthstone/favourite stone?
🌸Pyjamas: Describe your favourite pyjamas!
🌸Fuzzy Socks: What’s your favourite movie?
🌸Kittens & Puppies: Name of your pet or your ideal pet?
🌸Laughter: What’s the funniest joke you’ve heard?
🌸Mittens: Do you like the snow?
🌸Hot Coco: What’s your favourite Starbucks drink?
🌸Soft Kisses: Describe your OTP
🌸Rainy Days: What do you do on a rainy day?
🌸Flower Petals: What’s your favourite flower?
🌸Cotton Candy: What’s your favourite candy?
🌸Bubble Baths: Your favourite memory?
🌸Wooly Scarfs: What song do you think relates the most to you?
🌸Roasted Marshmallows: Your camping with friends! Describe the forest you’re pitching your tent in.
🌸Bird Songs: Name 5 things you love
🌸Old Books: Do you read? If so, what’s your favourite book series?
🌸Warm Hugs: Who would you love a hug from right now?
🌸Clouds: What’s the best shaped cloud you’ve seen?
🌸Fae: Describe yourself as a fairy
🌸Holding Hands: What was the name of your first love?
🌸Cupcakes: Favourite cupcake flavour?🌸Tealights: Describe a romantic date perfect for you
🌸Gardens: What’s the sweetest gift you’ve received?